CanadaSue signed onto her computer and decided to send and Instant Message to a friend.
CS: Brooks, how are you?
Brooks: I'm doing well but I heard there was a coup there where you are and people who can't speak French are being rounded up and taken in! Eeekkk!
CS: Yes, that did happen but the coup is over now and all the people that were rounded up have been released.
Brooks: Whewww! Wiping sweat from my brow. That was really something, Canada Sue. I'm so glad that's over!
CS: Yeah, me too. Helen, Lisa and Maiden were visiting and had to high tail it out of here and get back home again. They are fine though.
Brooks: I can understand Helen and Lisa coming for a visit but why did you let that Maiden person anywhere near your house?! Didn't you know she attracts skunks?! You have a terrible problem with skunks giving you the spray. You should have turned Maiden away!
CS: Yeah, Maiden didn't know that a bunch of skunks had jumped into her basket filled with her other critters and I was sprayed big time but she also had freshly made tomato juice on her and we got the stink out of me right away.
Brooks: CanadaSue, I would have rung Maiden's neck! She HAD to know those skunks were in that basket! She is a sneaky one!
CS: Brooks, you really think so?
Brooks: I sure do! I know all her tricks. Man, you've been had big time!
CS: Well, that hussy Maiden! I am going to get back at her for this. What do you suggest I do?
Brooks: I suggest you take a whole bunch of kitty poop and mail it to her to be placed at her front door and have someone light the bag on fire as they ring the door bell. Then Maiden will run out and stomp on the bag to put the fire out and get covered in kitty poop. That will teach her a lesson!
CS: Hey! That sounds like a great idea! I will go package up a bunch of kitty poop right now and do just that!
Brooks: Great! Let me know how it all turns out.
CS: Sure thing, Brooks and thanks for the heads up.
Brooks: You bet, CanadaSue. That is what good friends are for.
CS: Okay, I'll be IMing you soon again to talk some more. Okay?
Brooks: Any time, CanadaSue. Just Instant Message me and we can chat as much as you want.
CS: Thanks, Brooks. Later. Bye.
Brooks: Bye for now, my friend.