Knoxville's Joker
Has No Life - Lives on TB
Lyrics - sir-mix-a-lot - babygot back - parody: baby got plans
Oh my god Becky, look at her plans
They are so big, it looks like
one of those big boy projects
But, ya know, who understands those big boys?
They only talk to her, because
She looks like a female contractor, okay?
I mean, her plan, it's just so big
Uh, I can't believe it's just so big, it's way out there
I mean, uh, really look
She's just so, good
I like big plans and I cannot lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with a big ole plan
And that big plan in your face
You get sprung, swinging that hammer
looking busy that plan was big
deep in the plans shes reading
I'm hooked and I can't stop thinking
oh lady, I wanna hire your brain
and make a nice yard
my homeboys tried to warn me
but that plan you got makes (me, me so happy)
ooh, misses smooth skin
you say you want to get in my bus'
well, use me, use me
cause she ain't that average groupie
I've seen her workin'
forget the biddin'
she's gets it
going like a pro contractor
i'm tired of idiots
sayin' bad work is good work
take the average worker and ask him that
she gotta back many plans
so, fellas (yeah) fellas (yeah)
has your girlfriend got the plan? (hell yeah)
build that nice plan
baby got plans (clinton with the oakridge yard )
baby got plans (knoxville with the maryville yard)
(seymour with the knoxville yard)
I like large plans, and huge
And when I hire a big gig
I can't help myself, I'm working like an animal
Now here's my problem
I wanna go home too
And, ugh, sleep, to work again
I ain't talkin' bout vila
'cause episodes are made for tv
I want 'em real tough and hardy
so find that great hard plan
fix-a'lot's in trouble
workin' for that american dream
so i'm lookin at old shows
old idiots talkin like pros
you can have them pros
i'll keep my job like you do
a word to the hard workers, I wanna work with you
I won't stiff or fire ya
But I gotta be straight with I say I wanna (work)
'Til the break of down
Lady workin really hard
A lot of folks won't like this song
'cause them punks can't swing a hammer and quit
and I'd rather stay and work
'cause I work, and finish
And i'm down to sand the floor off
so, fellas (yeah) ladies (yeah)
If you wanna roll with my crew (yeah)
Then turn around, dial it out
even good workers gotta shout
baby got plans
baby got plans
yeah, lady, when it comes to big plans
old house ain't got
24/7, 365?
Ha ha, only if its over time
So your boyfriend drives a taco', playin' hip hop tapes with country
But Country ain't got a beat like a hammer in her hands
My bus'ness don't want none
unless she plans, hun
you can really scrip or save up
but please don't lose that plan
some brothers can hardly plan at all
and tell you that her plan it sucks
so they chuck it and trash it
and i pull up quick to retrieve it
so vila says your bad
well I disagree with that
cause your plan is big and your work is better
and im' thinking 'bout payin'
for your home and gardens quality
she gets it, miss thing
give me a number, I can't resist her
decks and patios didn't miss her
some idiot tried to diss
'cause her plans are on my list
he had plans but he got fired for idiocy
and I pull up quick to get wit'em
so ladies, if the plan is big
And you want a triple A rating
Dial 1-900-fixalot
And kick them nasty fears
Baby got plans
Baby got plans
Oh my god Becky, look at her plans
They are so big, it looks like
one of those big boy projects
But, ya know, who understands those big boys?
They only talk to her, because
She looks like a female contractor, okay?
I mean, her plan, it's just so big
Uh, I can't believe it's just so big, it's way out there
I mean, uh, really look
She's just so, good
I like big plans and I cannot lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with a big ole plan
And that big plan in your face
You get sprung, swinging that hammer
looking busy that plan was big
deep in the plans shes reading
I'm hooked and I can't stop thinking
oh lady, I wanna hire your brain
and make a nice yard
my homeboys tried to warn me
but that plan you got makes (me, me so happy)
ooh, misses smooth skin
you say you want to get in my bus'
well, use me, use me
cause she ain't that average groupie
I've seen her workin'
forget the biddin'
she's gets it
going like a pro contractor
i'm tired of idiots
sayin' bad work is good work
take the average worker and ask him that
she gotta back many plans
so, fellas (yeah) fellas (yeah)
has your girlfriend got the plan? (hell yeah)
build that nice plan
baby got plans (clinton with the oakridge yard )
baby got plans (knoxville with the maryville yard)
(seymour with the knoxville yard)
I like large plans, and huge
And when I hire a big gig
I can't help myself, I'm working like an animal
Now here's my problem
I wanna go home too
And, ugh, sleep, to work again
I ain't talkin' bout vila
'cause episodes are made for tv
I want 'em real tough and hardy
so find that great hard plan
fix-a'lot's in trouble
workin' for that american dream
so i'm lookin at old shows
old idiots talkin like pros
you can have them pros
i'll keep my job like you do
a word to the hard workers, I wanna work with you
I won't stiff or fire ya
But I gotta be straight with I say I wanna (work)
'Til the break of down
Lady workin really hard
A lot of folks won't like this song
'cause them punks can't swing a hammer and quit
and I'd rather stay and work
'cause I work, and finish
And i'm down to sand the floor off
so, fellas (yeah) ladies (yeah)
If you wanna roll with my crew (yeah)
Then turn around, dial it out
even good workers gotta shout
baby got plans
baby got plans
yeah, lady, when it comes to big plans
old house ain't got
24/7, 365?
Ha ha, only if its over time
So your boyfriend drives a taco', playin' hip hop tapes with country
But Country ain't got a beat like a hammer in her hands
My bus'ness don't want none
unless she plans, hun
you can really scrip or save up
but please don't lose that plan
some brothers can hardly plan at all
and tell you that her plan it sucks
so they chuck it and trash it
and i pull up quick to retrieve it
so vila says your bad
well I disagree with that
cause your plan is big and your work is better
and im' thinking 'bout payin'
for your home and gardens quality
she gets it, miss thing
give me a number, I can't resist her
decks and patios didn't miss her
some idiot tried to diss
'cause her plans are on my list
he had plans but he got fired for idiocy
and I pull up quick to get wit'em
so ladies, if the plan is big
And you want a triple A rating
Dial 1-900-fixalot
And kick them nasty fears
Baby got plans
Baby got plans