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Caplock50

Caplock50

I am the Winter Warrior
The Mountain said:
I wanna know how the welder friend managed to paint that cage, inside and out, after welding the bottle in, and not getting any paint on the bottle.
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Simple...he put the bottle in *after* he painted the cage. You see, he's also a 'slight-of-hand' artist.
 
ComCamGuy

ComCamGuy

Remote Paramedical pain in the ass
not quite funny, but good for a smile and some thinking



A father said to his daughter “You have graduated with honors, here is a car I bought many years ago. It is pretty old now.
But before I give it to you, take it to the used car lot downtown and tell them I want to sell it and see how much they offer you for it.”
The daughter went to the used car lot, returned to her father and said, “They offered me $1,000 because the said it looks pretty worn out.”
The father said, now “Take it to the pawn shop.”
The daughter went to the pawn shop, returned to her father and said,”The pawn shop offered only $100 because it is an old car.”
The father asked his daughter to go to a car club now and show them the car.
The daughter then took the car to the club, returned and told her father,”
Some people in the club offered $100,000 for it because “it’s an iconic car and sought by many collectors.”
Now the father said this to his daughter, “The right place values you the right way,” If you are not valued, do not be angry, it means you are in the wrong place.
Those who know your value are those who appreciate you…
Never stay in a place where no one sees your value.
 
Blacknarwhal

Blacknarwhal

Let's Go Brandon!
Remembered this thread this morning and promptly thought of these.

Sometimes it's hard to find a shirt if you're a big dude. Thankfully, Big John's Shirt Barn has what you need. If you can find it.

Big John's Shirt Barn, 1:19

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LZthwpY6B8


Well, as it turns out, people had a hard time finding Big John's Shirt Barn. So, listening to his customers, he packed up the whole store and moved. Now see the new, simplified directions to Big John's Shirt and Tie Barn.

Big John's Shirt and Tie Barn, 1:47

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9BK7CcmAQ8


The lady playing his wife is Debra Wilson. Yeah. Let that sink in.
 
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workhorse

Veteran Member
The Mountain said:
I wanna know how the welder friend managed to paint that cage, inside and out, after welding the bottle in, and not getting any paint on the bottle.
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Weld and paint everything but the top put in bottle cover with fire proof material weld on top paint then remove covering off bottle threw bars and you are done.
 
CaryC

CaryC

Has No Life - Lives on TB
ComCamGuy said:
not quite funny, but good for a smile and some thinking



A father said to his daughter “You have graduated with honors, here is a car I bought many years ago. It is pretty old now.
But before I give it to you, take it to the used car lot downtown and tell them I want to sell it and see how much they offer you for it.”
The daughter went to the used car lot, returned to her father and said, “They offered me $1,000 because the said it looks pretty worn out.”
The father said, now “Take it to the pawn shop.”
The daughter went to the pawn shop, returned to her father and said,”The pawn shop offered only $100 because it is an old car.”
The father asked his daughter to go to a car club now and show them the car.
The daughter then took the car to the club, returned and told her father,”
Some people in the club offered $100,000 for it because “it’s an iconic car and sought by many collectors.”
Now the father said this to his daughter, “The right place values you the right way,” If you are not valued, do not be angry, it means you are in the wrong place.
Those who know your value are those who appreciate you…
Never stay in a place where no one sees your value.
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Yeah I would be like dang how long did it take to graduate? I know that's kind of like the teacher and Chicken Little. Missing the point. LOL
 
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