WTF?!? Man, 45, may never be able to use his penis again after partner deployed expanding foam INSIDE his urethra in attempt to keep him erect during sex

usmcpackrat

usmcpackrat

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If not....maybe there should be.......

Or maybe the board can help me choose....

WARNING....NSFW.....OR SENSITIVE EYES....or COMMON SENSE......

Impotent man, 45, may never be able to use his penis again after his partner accidentally deployed expanding foam INSIDE his urethra in bizarre attempt to keep him erect during sex

www.dailymail.co.uk

Impotent man's partner accidentally deploys insulation foam inside him

WARNING, GRAPHIC CONTENT: Urologists who detailed the incident in Urology Case Reports said the man waited three weeks to seek medical attention.
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An American man may never be able to use his penis again after his partner accidentally sprayed expanding foam up his urethra in a sex act gone wrong.
The 45-year-old patient had to have a new opening cut between his scrotum and his anus to urinate when the foam hardened and became 'anchored' in his penis.

The unidentified man was struggling with impotence, and had been inserting various objects into the opening of his penis during sex to stay erect.
But things went horribly wrong during one of these sessions when the man's partner tried to use the straw of a can of insulation spray to keep him firm.
At some point the man's unidentified partner accidently hit the button on top of the can, deploying the foam inside of his penis.
The foam, normally used for home insulation, hardened and he was left with several masses in the inside of his member and bladder.

Medics were forced to perform a perineal urethrostomy, where a new opening is made between the scrotum and the anus, to remove the remaining fragments.


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Dennis Olson

Dennis Olson

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night driver

ESFP adrift in INTJ sea
Refer to my comment on Satanta's thread. 2 days was all *I* could hack and there was actually something they could do emergently. I was VERY embarrassed until I accepted it as a medical issue, not something I could be expected to control.
 
cyberiot

cyberiot

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^^This.^^
 
Walrus Whisperer

Walrus Whisperer

Hope in chains...
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That's overreacting a bit there, Dennis. But then, I'm female.... :lkick: :lkick: :lkick:
 
packyderms_wife

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cyberiot said:
I was very young and naive when I got married 43 years ago. My co-workers threw me a bachelorette party and gave me one. I thought it was a keychain . . .
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We had been married 17 years before I knew what one was! I was b*tching up a storm to my best friend and she told me to go over to extreme restraints to buy one. If your a guy the last thing you want is diabetes AND gout, if you have both those little blue pills won't work!

And there's a learning curve so that you don't cause an injury, so joined FetLife to learn how to use the crazy thing, at that time there wasn't a video on pornhub explaining how to use one correctly. They do work. But know you can also injure yourself and bad if it's not used correctly.

But never once did it cross our minds to use foam in a can or fix a flat! :xpnd:
 
usmcpackrat

usmcpackrat

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Isn't every other commercial on t.v. one for impotence anyway? Do you even need a script for hardon pills?

I'm pretty sure you can buy all sorts of crap at the dirty book store (herbal and it does work according to sources) no script needed.....

I only shake my head at some of the absolute insane stuff I read nowadays......

And think about it for a minute.........


Dude (gay or not doesn't matter) thinks it's a good idea to use effing sprayfoam inside his pecker?


If a story like this came out of Babylon Bee 10yrs ago it would have been all satire.


Now it's real life.........


Holy $hit..........

How bad was Sodom and Gomorrah to be destroyed as compared to now?
 
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Marthanoir

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